that zombie apocalypse m-type thing

[martasfic]

Originally published at Faith Seeking Understanding. You can comment here or there.

Put your media player on random play. Then:

Song #1: the overall theme for the apocalypse.

“If You Want Me to Stay” by Sly and the Family Stone. I could dig it; we could use a little chillaxing after the ax-dodging.

Song #2: song playing when you kill your first zombie

“Shoop Shoop Song” by Betty Everett. This is just… weird.

Song #3: When getting chased by a horde

“Please Don’t Stop the Music” by Rihanna. Depending on how it’s choreographed, this could actually be awesome.

Song #4: When you have to kill your loved ones

“We Cry” by The Script. Again, strangely appropriate if played right, I think.

Song #5: When you find a group of survivors

“99 Luftballons” by Nena

and, because I’m feeling silly:

Song #6: When you meet a new love interest

“Follow Me” by Uncle Kracker. Not a bad suggestion, given the circumstances.

Song #7: When you have to make a final stand

“A Little Less Conversation” by Elvis Presley

Song #8: When you think you’ve survived it all.

“Where is the Love?” by Black-eyed Peas. Clearly, not among the undead who are RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

Song #9: When you discover a bite mark on you

“Gone in September” by Mark Posner. Wholly inappropriate, except for the “creeping every night” lyric.

Song #10: And finally, the End Credits

“I Will Buy You a New Life” by Everclear

Would you believe me when I say I really did choose the first songs to come along? Because it’s true.