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[martasfic]

I had bloodwork done on Tuesday afternoon, and even four days later an overzealous phlebotomist left me with this. For this good a hickey, I expect a technician who's undead, fanged, and bears a striking resemblance to Tom Hiddleston. On at least two of those counts, this man definitely failed that test.

(I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt because it's possible he's undead. I mean, how would I know?)