OMG! Since the DH is still asleep, I had to stifle my LOLs! I thought my face would explode!

That's hilarious! I love the judge's snark; I hope he was equally snarky to the people in the case, and I hope their lawyers soaked them thoroughly.

The judge made clear what should have been obvious to the Plaintiffs to begin with: you can't sue someone because you don't like them. (Or rather, apparently you can, but not with any hope of winning.)